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[Jul. 13th, 2005|12:42 am] |
How many college students does it take to change a light bulb?
*At Michigan it takes two. One to change the bulb and one more to brag how they did it every bit as well as any Ivy League School.
*At Michigan State it takes two thousand. One to change the bulb, and the other one thousand nine hundred ninety nine to riot and set it on fire.
*At Grand Valley State it takes ten, one to change the bulb and the other nine to sit around and watch because it is the big entertainment of the evening.
*At Ferris it takes zero. They are all too drunk from the night before to care whether or not the lights are on.
*At Eastern it takes four. One to change the bulb, one to steal the new bulb from the store, one as a look out, and one to drive the getaway car.
*At Central it takes eight. One to screw it in and seven to throw a party over it.
*At Western it takes twelve, two to figure out how to screw it in and ten to find an ugly enough lampshade to match their school colors.
*At Adrian it takes zero. There is no electricity in Adrian, only cows and corn (or Albion, for that matter).
*At Northern it takes five. Four to strap on snow shoes and hike 10 miles to the nearest store to get the new bulb and one to screw it in.
*At Michigan Tech it takes twenty. One to change the bulb and the other nineteen to find a new way to engineer it so it never has to be changed again |
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[Jun. 5th, 2005|09:01 pm] |
"Don't Get Mad, Get Karen."
So yeah...home is pretty boring. No one does anything anymore. The big group is gone, kinda saddens me. We had such great times last summer. I guess we have all moved on. I can't wait to go back to school. 2 more months, yayyy! I really wish I had a job. I thought 17 applications would be enough, but i guess i was wrong. And i actually really want to work this year. Blah. Well, I have to go get swept up in a tornado now. |
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[Mar. 16th, 2005|06:20 pm] |
Spring Break was amazing...
leads to
which leads to
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| The End of an Era |
[Feb. 7th, 2005|09:21 pm] |
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Result of the Eagles losing the Superbowl:
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[Jan. 15th, 2005|10:15 pm] |
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I'm in such a wierd mood right now...and i dont know what to do about it. |
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[Jan. 7th, 2005|01:30 am] |
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| [ | music |
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As much fun as home has been...doing absolutely nothing...I am ready to go back to school. |
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[Nov. 22nd, 2004|04:00 pm] |
so when did indian moccasin boots come into style? i mean i thought they were ugly until people started tucking their pants into them....
and now they are hideous. |
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[Nov. 14th, 2004|10:09 pm] |
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i miss summer... |
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[Oct. 14th, 2004|05:16 am] |
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so this whole "allnighter thing" is not really working out for me and kim. we tried to drink multiple amounts of caffeine. it really didnt seem to work at all. we tried to make it fun. also did not work. we suck at this. i am never procrastinating again....haha pleaseeeeeeeee. okay well its 518 and i gotta study. bye bitches |
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[Oct. 13th, 2004|05:59 pm] |
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soo im supposed to start my homework in one minute. kim was supposed to too, but she has decided 610 is a better time. i am going to fail my exams tomorrow. YES
i guess thats what happens when u are a slacker. shit its 600 okay im off to do more studying... o man that makes me laugh. |
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[Oct. 11th, 2004|09:30 pm] |
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soo i got this journal so i could still read ryan kapas. hmmm central is fun sometimes...but most of the time its just boring. im going home this weekend. boo i mean yayyyy. but heather and dawn will be there so thats okay. yeah well thats allllll not that anyone cares anyways. |
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